THE COURTROOM COMEDY- the play of suers

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THE COURTROOM COMEDY- The play of suers 

         THE COURTROOM COMEDY-

Outside the Chandigarh consumer court

Sahil’s face has red patches for which he has stolen her girlfriend’s foundation. He is on his way to the court with his advocate Ms. Vanshika ; while he is on the way, he is talking to his girlfriend on call.

Sahil

Babe! Yes, I took your foundation. You always look like ghost sorry! Sorry! I mean host. What? No… no… don’t… don’t… one more breakup

 Sahil kneels down in grief.

Vanshika

 I will get you justice. For every wound and scar on your heart.

They must pay; now get up.

Vanshika and Sahil enter the court.

 

Inside the Chandigarh high court

There is an entry of C.E.O. Saloni wearing sunglasses on her head, Gucci handbag on her shoulder and Armani jumpsuit; looking like a dashing diva with her cocky advocate Ujjwal she makes her dancing with lot of self-pride and attitude on her face.

Ujjwal

How are you, Ms. Vansika?

Speaking in flirty manner

Vanshika

 first, it is Vanshika not Vansika, and secondly, I am always better than you! You again, came to lose.  

Displaying attitude by flipping her hair

Ujjwal

We will see that at end, Ms. Vansika?

Vanshika

It is Vanshika, not vansika. There’s difference of s and sh.

Folding her hand and dilating her eyes to show

Ujjwal

Whatever!

 looking in her eyes, taking eyes off her and smirking in front of the audience.

Saloni

 is my touch-up alright, Mr. Ujjwal? It is so difficult to fight a case with a pretty face.

Saloni flashes a smile at Ujjwal and move  her hand through her hair in flirty manner.

Sahil

       pretty face but ugly heart. Sahil looks Saloni with disdain

Judge Mrs. Mrinalini enters the courtroom marching like a lady boss and takes the seat, but none of the member of court is aware of her presence.

She marks her presence by shouting at the court in a most dominating manner.

Mrinalini

Order! Order! Maintain silence. It is court not a fish market. Take your respective places.  

Both the advocate stands in front of the judge and Mr. Sahil and C.E.Os. Saloni take respective seat opposite to the judge table.

Mrinalini

let the case 201 begin. Looking at the papers and then looking at the court with authority.

Vanshika + Ujjwal

Your honor…

Mrinalini

 one at time, one at time. I can barely get you.

Mrinalini shouts at lawyers

Ujjwal

 ladies first

Vanshika

 your honor! My client was looted by Ms. Mitra company. This lady is a cheater.

Vanshika points at Saloni aggressively

Sahil

She is cheater! She is a cheater! She has cheated me.

Saloni

 I have not, I am not dating you. By the way I am dating most handsome in this world.

Mrinalini

Order! Order! Maintain decorum of the court. No useless talk please!

Mrinalini looking at Saloni like she is a weirdo.

Vanshika

Your honor! I will like bring my client in witness box, so that he can put light at frauds going openly in the market.

 Vanshika walks in formal fashion and glances salon from the corner of her eyes.

Mrinalini

Permission granted.

Sahil comes to the witness box.

Vanshika

Sahil tells everyone what happen last week.  Vanshika looks toward Sahil and then move towards the judge.

Sahil

Last week, on Saturday night I applied Mitra men bb cream  expecting that next morning I will look more graceful than my girlfriend, but on next morning when I went with my mobile in washroom, texting my girlfriend, she asked me to send a selfie and when I looked at face from the front camera there were red patches and black spots. I was looking like a horrible beast. Sadly, I sent same picture to my girlfriend and then.... And then....

 Sahil sobbing.

Vanshika

And one more breakup, one more breakup.

Ujjwal

 your honor! Do not judge a book by its cover; this person just wants sympathy of the court. Do you have any proof?

Ujjwal moves towards Sahil pointing finger at him.

Vanshika

I have a proof. Look at the advertisement of his product. It promises glowing, gentle, and radiant skin and look at my client, his face is too radiant to be shown in public.

 Sahil hides his face

Saloni tries to steal glance from everyone

Ujjwal

 l object! Many energy drinks promise to make a lightning bolt see I am emitting electricity.

Ujjwal jerks his whole body acting as if he got an electric shock.

Vanshika

But none of them have side effect.

Ujjwal

 still, there is no evidence.

Ujjwal flips his hair in attitude.

Vanshika

 I will like to interrogate Ms.  Mitra. I want permission of the court, your honor!

Mrinalini

Permission granted. You may bring Ms. Mitra.

Saloni comes to witness box

Vanshika

 Ms. Mitra, do you have pharmaceutical license?

Saloni

Yes, I have!

Vanshika

 what degree you have?  

vanshika smirks at the audience

Saloni

 fashion designing! Cannot you see my fashion sense.

Saloni display attitude by playing with her hair, and looking at her nails.

Vanshika

Point to be noted my lord, she is running a business, but do not know one need pharmaceutical degree to run cosmetic company license,

 Vanshika does money gesture by snapping fingers and  faces audience with evil smile.

Ujjwal

 objection my lord. Even healthcare businessmen do not require M.B.B.S degree, then why just my client why just my client, Ms. Vansika?

 

Vanshika

It is Vanshika.

Ujjwal

 whatever!

Vanshika

Your   honor!  Now I will prove how big scam is done by Ms. Mitra company I will like to call dr. Ankit on the witness box

Vanshika utters in formal tone and tilting eyes towards salon while finish her  line.

Mrinalini

permission granted by the court

Vanshika

Dr Ankit is well known dermatologist who has done a study on Mitra men bb cream. Dr Ankit tell them about your research

Vanshika looks at audience

Ankit

As advocate Vanshika has told I have conducted research on Ms. Mitra men bb cream.  I have found many harmful chemicals, which has destroyed faces of many patients. This is research report.

Mrinalini

 looking at the evidences I announce the court favors Mr. Sahil. The court is with you and gives you authority to charge 50 lakhs from Ms. Mitra corporation.

  Saloni comes towards Sahil.

Saloni

   because of you I have lost the case.

Saloni moves out of witness box in anger.

Ujjwal

 sorry! Darling. Sorry... Sorry.

Sahil

Court cannot recover my loss…my loss …my loss…my broken heart.

Saloni

Sorry for the loss Mr. Sahil, but I can recover your loss. You are amazing gentlemen let me be yours.

Saloni put her hand in hand of Sahil.

Mrinalini

  Ms. Mitra pays him the fine.

 Mrinalini walks with her chin and authority. 

Sahil

All fine are paid. No need of money.

Ujjwal

How are you Ms. Vansika?

Ujjwal utters in flirty fashion

Vanshika

 it is Vanshika loser!

Sad song plays on…

Credits: 

Written by:  Author Sahil Katoch and Vanshika Kapur 

Edited by:  Author Sahil Katoch 

Performed:  lovely professional university,  Block 14 ( august,2022)  

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